looking for an audio poet to step up

It's Monday and the author who is supposed to be my featured guest this week, postponed from last week, has not completed her files...so, guess what, kids? Either I need a poet to step up to the plate in the next 48 hours or I'm going to do a clip show this week.

Uh huh. That's right.

So, if you are a poet of some consequence and want the universe to hear your words, talk to me...now. I am not going to kiss ass anymore, coddling my guests. I hate hosting as it is, I'm a writer not a promoter. A hooker, not a pimp.

argh