Saturday, March 15, 2008

Poetry Out Loud over and out

The results are in at the WV Finals of Poetry Out Loud...and I know them (having been one of the three judges, I got to shape them!)...

First off, let me say that all the contestants were worthy. It takes guts to get up and recite long, complex word puzzles while your friends, family and competitors stare at you with blank, unblinking eyes, silently praying for you to humiliate yourself.

The winner was:

Carolyn Rose Garcia of Notre Dame High School in Harrison County, who edged the competition in the finals owing to her incredible performance of "Shirt" by Robert Pinsky.

The runner-up was Jasmine Lewis of Spring Valley High School in Wayne County who gave a powerful recitation of "Still I Rise" by Maya Angelou.

I have to give two special unofficial awards out of my own.

The first is to Elizabeth Falstreau of George Washington High School in Kanawha County who wow-ed the judges with her poise and presence, particularly in her finals delivery of "Walking Down Park" by Nikki Giovanni.

The second is to Emma Dalen, whose charming delivery of Shel Silverstein's "Sick" got her into the finals.

Congratulations to one and all, although I should point out that most of you failed to approach me to sign your gift copies of my book at the reception!

small but mighty

Before everyone starts to have major withdrawals...

"here she comes to wreck the day!"
One thing we cannot have is the poet boycotting his own blog. (Good Lord!)

The lengths to which he'll go to get his way... are adorable.

Right now, as I write, he is finalising the judging of the West Virginia State Finals for “Poetry Out Loud: National Recitation Contest”, so I cannot yet announce a winner, or provide any meaningful feedback about the event on his behalf.

However, I can confirm that I spoke to him moments before the event commenced, when he informed me that first on the line-up was a reading of Edward Lear's Owl and the Pussycat.

We were both tremendously excited to learn this, since the poem holds special significance for us (something I'll elaborate on in another post).

While he's doing all the wonderful things that he does, I'm doing the final edit of his new (breathtakingly beautiful) collection of poetry, As Such, and thinking that it's high time that I began to cultivate my ability to write about love.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

the motto endures

I love, therefore I am.

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Poetry Out Loud freebies

I love the book, "The Morgantown Suite Poems", so don't get me wrong. It's a good book, nice cover (better be, I chased Ron Rittenhouse for months to get permission to use the photo I wanted on the cover).

But there is a certain sadness as to how the book became the official sample of my work that will be given to competitors for the West Virginia state finals for Poetry Out Loud next week.

"The Compleat Panther Cycles" is too expensive and massive.
The unholy trinity that I have with iUniverse, "from an unexpected quarter", "love gods of a forgotten religion" and "101 Great Love Poems" I rarely recommend, not because they have nothing to contribute (particularly "love gods..." which I adore) but because I have a thing about my former publisher.
"Invocato" is not easily accessible.
"PanthEon" and "from out of the city" are out of print.
"Ronin in the Temple of Aphrodite" might be over the heads of many high school students...
and "Psalms of the Monster River Cult"? Well, the poem "if your husband comes home" found some furrowed brows, as high school students might be corrupted by hearing of people having sexual relations outside of marriage.

So the winner, by default, is "The Morgantown Suite Poems"...makes me wish "As Such..." was already out...

Next time.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

The Kiss of the Chrysalis

Final poem for tonight...I think!

The Kiss of the Chrysalis

The kiss of the chrysalis is upon me now,
bitter brickle tickles of something I forgot.
The final grains spiral and fall, as sentries bow:
I am released, again, to spin like musket shot
fired in the dark, but inspired by instinct
that knows the sound of pounding feet is an omen
not to be ignored as Polyphemus had blinked
and missed the fist of fate aimed at his eye, the men
not willing to settle for a kettle of stew
as a watery grave of savory penance.
Pride, a bride to consequence, oaths are now so new
you can see them wet in the moonlight, the sentence
is life. Guilt washed away with karma for a kiss,
burdens set aside with faint fear of honest bliss.


William F. DeVault. all rights reserved.

In appreciation of advice to accept this joy and lay aside my pain. It will be hard, but I won't be alone. For once.

the riddle

I promise, a last post for now. Later, or at least tomorrow.

the riddle

I draw out the words in soft sigils in the dust.
dust left behind to grind the soles of our shoes
slowly to powder to join it in the streets, defeated.
for all things turn to ash and trash and crash
to the ground with sound or not depending on
if anyone is there to listen. or care.
I am thousands of miles from daylight, bright
and articulate and warming in a way that I need
like you need water and air and a pillow for your head.


William F. DeVault. all rights reserved.

the sun rests fierce

the sun rests fierce

the sun rests fierce in eyes newly opened, the nerves raw
in the afterbirth of creation. illumination sought burns
and churns and turns corners on the rough-edged ledges
where once we played and prayed the way we had been taught,
not how we discovered to be consistent with the universe.

curses are not vows, vows are not the sacred cows we slaughter
at the edge of water turned red and cloudly as loudly we call
after fallen idols, the skeletons of memories mocked by those
who sought and bought the emperor's clothes, the better to take
to wake to break the fall we all must dare if we are to care.


William F. DeVault. all rights reserved.

I will dance

I will dance

I will dance with knives of thought
tonight
as I contemplate the errors in my path.
arrows
I can not accept within the margined
errors.
only Heracles can restrain himself in
the fight.


William F. DeVault. all rights reserved.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

heels

heels

black tiles beneath heels click
click click click click click
as you walk through one door
and look for the next
next next next next next
until you arrive where
you always knew you were supposed to be


William F. DeVault. all rights reserved.
Inspired by a precognizant memory of couer rage.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

fidelis(terminus VI)

fidelis(terminus VI)

I would rather kiss you than make love with any other woman,
for that would violate my sacred vow and how could I live
knowing that what I was given as a grace and gift was set aside,
if even for a moment, for reasons and treasons I could not defend?
you are friend, to be sure, but pure and higher passions spend
their heat in units of a thermal, dermal demand I will command
only to your chariot of joy, harnessing the beasts of Apollo
and the winds I have brought from the high desert, blue as midnight
green as your eyes and black as lies revealed when unsealed
from the damning pride that tried their best to keep me from heaven.


William F. DeVault. all rights reserved.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

from the thorns

The alchemy of my heart burns so hot and bright it is difficult to reach into the crucible and draw out the molten glass words that usually flow slow but of their own accord.

This one arrived in the palm of my hand when I contemplated my beloved, just moments ago. The glow is still white-hot and plastic.

from the thorns

How curious and furious
this revelation in revelled elation.
Beauty born, like diamonds and jet,
in the heart of fires that supposedly
would consume all to admire; a higher
purpose, a proposition juxtaposed
to make, from the thorns, a rose.
I marvel at this and kiss the wind
where we have twinned from the solitude,
with gratitude and grace as I face
a future with a heart heavy only with hope.


William F. DeVault. all rights reserved.

Expect, after review and approval from my brilliant and brisant love, a major shift in my presence on the web.

Expect surprises.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

open note

Open letter to a certain lurker:

How could you have been thinking about her "yesterday" when our logs show you visiting her blog and mine 10-20 times a day. Sounds a little more like you were thinking about her every day. Several times.

Sorry, man. You may hate me, and with every right, and I will not stop you from looking around or saying your mind, but there is a reality at work here, realize this. I would if I were you, as I would accept her at her word and wish for her the best.

But I believe I understand your obsession.

Monday, February 11, 2008

a new work

Something so new...there is still breath in my lungs that I inhaled as I wrote it,

It is happening

It is happening.
I would not have believed the sky
capable of the transformation
as the stars appear in daylight
and night becomes a tapesty of comfort.
It is happening.
Riddles no longer regent fall apart
to scatter like the dried, dyed hearts
of those who stood apart from love,
so corrupted by this world's toxicity.
It is happening.
And I can see things that I only dreamt of,
light in eyes that shine like emerald stones
taught to lase like ruby rods
set in the face of Aphrodite, mighty.
It is happening.


William F. DeVault. all rights reserved.

Friday, February 08, 2008

if you want to comment on video for Panther on the Beach

Here's the full-on (non-imbedded link) to Phill Vassall's new video featuring "Panther on the Beach":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHO3fLHXULU

So you can comment, etc...

video: Panther on the Beach

The other day a gentleman by the name of Phill Vassall, who is a very creative and gifted videographer in, ironically enough, the Tampa area (I believe) approached me and asked permission to use the text and a pre-recorded reading of mine of my villanelle "Panther on the Beach" (PC 13) for a video. He promised to give me approcal rights before he'd show it publicly.

Well, I saw it just a few hours ago and I approve, truly. It is so very pleasing to me when another artist embraces my work (I won't quote what he says alongside the work on YouTube, as it would be immodest, but he seems to like it).

So, here it is, Phill Vassal's video...



To quote the love of my life..."Uber cool".

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

shiny things and a million new lives

Okay, some think that my new work "shiny shiny" is a bit blatantly erotic for the audience. Obviously, those are not people who have read my work for very long.

It is a little explicit for my usual, but if you follow the link to it above, you will find it is not overly so.

And to calm you beasts, I offer up another work of the same vintage, and to and of my lady love...

a million new lives

I will find a million new lives
when I touch your face and feel you,
soft as hope, ripe as passion,
and full of all my dreams,
ready to be mine forevermore.

You are my moon and stars,
cool comfort in a darkening night.
You are the sun that nourishes life
and draws my flowers to blossom
in your warm hands and grace.

I will lay with you past the clock's demand
and take my comfort in your kiss,
my pleasure in your loins
my legacy in what grows between us,
as we share with a world that waits for love.


William F. DeVault. all rights reserved.

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Saturday morning ramble

It is the first Saturday in February, and the long road of the year still stretches out before me. Miles to go before I sleep, miles to go before I sleep.

The year has already taken me by surprise. A year ago I was living two hundred miles from where I am writing this and unattached (a pledge by me to remain faithful to my vows from my second marriage, out of respect for her and to prove to myself that, despite the legends, I can keep it zipped, just became a habit and I found myself promising to make sure I would "take no pretender, again, to my bed").

Now I am where I am, wishing I was 8,132 miles ESE of where I am, blissfully involved with a woman for whom, for years, I felt unworthy to get the attention of. We are making plans. That is a very gentle way to put it. There's an old saying that love is just your neuroses finding somone else's neuroses attractive. We both have our frayed edges, dings and cracks, but it seems to have made us both stronger, and more suited for a life with each other than we would have been five, ten years ago.

I have a lot of work ahead of me, having allowed some things to slip over the last few years, but I am making the adjustments...not to be a different person, there's a world of difference between shining one's shoes and throwing them out to buy another pair, but to put the edge back on the knife, the shine back on the mirror and recalibrate some things I let slip in the face of my own doubts and penance.

Next month I am the a judge or judge and MC (they are still debating on whether or not to turn me loose on a crowd of high school students, no wonder West Virginia has a bad rap in educational statistics, nationally, they are so afraid of their own shadow they stunt the students by pretending the world is Disneyland) for the West Virginia state finals of the Poetry Out Loud contest. I have a few miracles left...not many (I laughed aloud at the anonymous commentor who accused me of having a Messiah complex or Narcissism, obviously they have been spending too much time with their head up their ass to move beyond such simplistic and misapplied generalities...Salieri lives!) but enough.

Not miracles of divine intervention. But if you take a reasonably well filled brain pan (is it narcisstic to know one's own IQ score?) and give it a vector and a shove, you can take down mountains and reroute rivers. Then all the people who never got off their fat asses will accuse you of thinking you are better than them, and it gets ugly because, while they are farming the new fields and irrigating with the rerouted river, they are busy trying to hang you as a witch.

I actually find it terribly amusing. C.S. Lewis was very right when he pointed out that Democracies have an issue with excellence (take a look at our President, the triumph of mediocrity. We elected a man I wouldn't hire to fix my car because of questions of competence and integrity and gave him the power of life and death to send my nephew and thousands of other people's fathers and mothers and sons and daughters and nephews and nieces into harm's way).

We need to stop this whole entitlement mindset that hampers and pampers us such that we become a nation of couch potatoes grunting at faux celebrities on television. You know why I might would not vote for Barack Obama for President? Because Oprah Winfrey has so little social conscience that, to make a quick buck, she'd shill her jury consultant, a Dr. Phil McGraw, to the American viewing public as a competent and representative mental health professional, causing untold harm to people and relationships (but she gets her licensing fees from syndication). So I wonder if she'll put her prestige behind a train wreck of a snake oil salesman like Dr. Phil, do I want to trust her with telling me whom I should have deciding who lives and dies and what Federal programs get funded?

Maybe we should just skip the step and run Dr. Phil. The terrifying thing is, he'd get a lot of votes. Just not from Britney Spears.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

back to the race for that big, white house on Pennsylvania Avenue...what do they call it?

It looks like Ralph Nader is going to throw his rumpled, self-important hat back in the ring to run for President. The guy needs to find a nice tree, cut it down, make a center pillar and a crossbar and get someone not nail him to it. He obviously has that strain of senility that manifests itself as a Messiah complex.

His self-indulgent headline grabbing, which initially was for the common good...40 years ago when he was outing the Detroit auto industry's safety record...now drives him to sabotage national elections because he lacks the fiber to work within the system to accomplish change. In the mean time he allows real issues to go unaddressed so he can feel he still has a voice and a purpose in this world.

Lacking any real shot at winning, he wants to make sure the game is unplayable for others. Or, at least certain others.

I am one of those people who doesn't hesitate to point out that had he not insisted on this very conduct eight years ago, we might have been spared 9/11, the War in Iraq and an economy that went from record surpluses to record deficits while gas prices tripled. And President Gore might have gotten us a running start on Global Warming action, against a threat that even now may challenge the survival of modern society and the human species.

The two party system is lame, superficial and self-destructive? Yes. Most of the leaders are self-important boobs who either know they are sucking from the common teat rather than get a real job or have deluded themselves into thinking they are making real change and progress while being compromised agents of, at best, inertia.

That Ralphie boy may be about to dive in to a race where he can deny this country its first black or female President isn't lost on most people. Ralph is prepared to wave his hand-drawn banners of legitimacy and self-delusion, ensuring that the line of white, male Presidents is an unbroken one.

The attitudes of his generation is one of the last real barriers to a better society, where it isn't astonishing to find women, blacks, Hispanics, or any other historically disenfranchised group playing leadership roles and making sure that issues are addressed that need to be addressed for all Americans.

I have nothing against John McCain, I think he has served this country honorably and well and would make a decent President, certainly better than the one we are about to relegate to the pages of a groaning history. If he is the nominee of his party I will give him a listen. But to place him in office purely because he is a white male shows that the hard work of people of real historical purpose and sacrifice, like Bobby and Jack Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr. and Susan B. Anthony still has a long way to sink in.

Paint it any way you want. Nader running for President is not progressive. I encourage those of good conscience to not donate to his campaign, to discourage him from doing this again, and from seeking to keep women and blacks in the back of the (now made overseas) bus.

more wonderful

Wonderful finishes your sentences for you. Before you even start them.

Wonderful fixes the typos in your comments, without comment. And knows what you said, not just that you said something. She can criticize what you say or think without criticizing who you are, and wants to know what you think.

Wonderful wants you to be the first person she talks to every morning, and the last one every night. And when she talks about things that from other people would bore or annoy you, you find it fascinating, because it is a part of who she is.

Wonderful has seen you at your worst. And still would take that over anyone at their best. She finds your quirks charming.

Wonderful has a way of changing the tone of her voice that tells you, without words, that she wants to play. And she talks, when she is tired, in a slow, husky voice that makes you want to hold her until she falls asleep.

Wonderful gives of herself, and is pleasantly surprised when she gets in return, because she gives, she loves, without obligation.

Which is the way wonderful things are supposed to be. Evidence of God.

Friday, January 25, 2008

belief

"He is dead in this world who has no belief in another."
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

belief

and so I live.
taken from my tomb into your womb
and nourished in your love and trust.
dust, dust cannot define me anymore
for I soar on wings of light and more,
more than mere dreams of kiss and words.

transfiguration.
I am the flaming butterfly in the dark,
sparks of red deeper than scarlet fly
like I do, obeying laws of nature regent
in a sphere the size of the eyes of God,
God who made you to the purpose of my heart.

there are martyrs
who did not believe as fiercely in their cause
as I do in you, belief relieving doubts that sprouted
horns and torn holes in my own shroud of clouds
in the new heavens that rose like fireflies
on the winds of night to convince me to live.


William F. DeVault. all rights reserved.

five o'clock in the morning

It's early. I should probably be asleep, but the time-difference between here and Johannesburg has turned my early-rising tendencies into habit and I find myself rising before the sun and all else, daily.

Such is a pitfall of a love affair with someone half-a-world away.

But it makes certain things strangely better, and distances have a tendency to melt with time and effort and resolve.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

footnote to a grey afternoon

Ever have one of those days when everything seems to be going wrong? Yeah, me, too. But I am keeping a good attitude (well, as best I can).

Thursday, January 17, 2008

the retirement of the graven images

For those of you who missed the announcement, I am retiring the totem-muses. That's roughly on a par with Picasso retiring people with their noses in the wrong place or Peckinpah declaring he's going forward on bloodless action sequences. Y'know, sort of a distinctive feature, if not a trademark.

I took my cue from a chapter in the Bible, I Corinthians 13, often referred to as the "love chapter". Depending on the translation you are into, the actual verbiage changes a bit, but courtesy of the King James Version, the passage that beings at Verse 8(which refers to there no longer being need of prophecy or speaking in tongues in a fulfilled Gospel) states:

"Love never fails.
But where there are prophecies, they will cease;
where there are tongues, they will be stilled;
where there is knowledge, it will pass away.
For we know in part and we prophesy in part,
but when perfection comes, the imperfect disappears.
When I was a child,
I talked like a child,
I thought like a child,
I reasoned like a child.
When I became a man,
I put childish ways behind me.
Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror;
then we shall see face to face.
Now I know in part;
then I shall know fully,
even as I am fully known."

That struck me. All this time I had used the concept of the totem muse to add dimension where there was some needed, or to obscure things that, were the love real, would not be needed to be hidden. Some were given their totems to just level the playing field when they felt they deserved a totem, some to keep their real identities a secret.

But in my new love, I found someone who has aspect, who has talents and dimensions all her own, and is unafraid of confessing her love and having me confess mine.

Now, I am a man. I fully know, even as I am fully known. Several of the totem-muses used the mask of their totem to hide behind when they grew weary or frightened of the readers who sometimes judged them. There is no room, in love, for cowardice, for love makes you strong and vulnerable all at once.

I have found my gospel of love fulfilled.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

the big reveal, part one

I came out today to my family with the details of my new relationship with (expurgated) and all the nitty-gritty details of our burgeoning (is that the right word) romance.

Reaction was as expected...David and Mark said nothing immediately, Becky's email was returned as I don't have her latest email address, Robert wanted to know how Mom reacted and my parents were very supportive and unconditional, if cautious.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Gimme some red-eye

This is a little article I posted on Authors Den, nearly 4 years ago. It's a strange topic for me, as a lifelong teetotaler, but I have this innate curiosity.
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It's hard to see a Western film without a saloon scene. And It's tough to see a saloon scene where at least one character doesn't swagger up to the bar and demand "Red Eye" as his drink of choice.

When I was a kid, I always thought it was a brand name, like Coca Cola or Dr. Pepper. Nope.

Red Eye was an uniquely Western concoction, generally brewed by the saloon keeper in keeping with general guidelines, but with their own twist and flair.

Yes, brewed, or rather, steeped. Think of it like making tea. Or nitroglycerin.

The base recipe went something like this: Take the cheapest, purest form of alcohol you can lay your hands on, "not for human consumption grade" grain alcohol will do fine. Dump it in a tub or vat.

Throw in any or all of the following:

- Coffee Grounds (used is okay)
- Cigarette Butts (ick!)
- Chewing Tobacco (a few blocks)
- Tea Bags or Loose Tea (rare, but when short on coffee...)

Let it soak overnight. Strain into bottles. Charge a buck a shot.

The usual ingredients ensured you would get grain + tobacco + caffeine for a potent kick that would either wake you up or lay you out. No statistics were ever kept on how many cowpokes downed a couple and then needed an escort for the trip to Boot Hill.

Think about it: You now have several armed men, all wired on nicotine, caffeine and alcohol, standing around with a desperate need for money and women. You could've made a fortune as a town doctor back then, just patching the guys from the bar fights.

Considering the market out there, I'm sort of amazed no one is making and bottling it today...Gee, I wonder how the FDA would feel about it?

Me, I'm sticking to Diet Dr. Pepper.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

the envy of the petals

the envy of the petals

I will lay you down on a bed of rose petals
that they may know envy.
for they cannot match your scent and beauty
and will have to settle
for being just a shade more red
than the lips I kiss in earnest surrender.


William F. DeVault. all rights reserved.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

the next book

I let slip a few weeks back that I am working on a new project. Like I ever am not working on a new project? Gheeze, people? Have you learned nothing?

New book? Hell, yes. Poetry collection, expect it in a little over two months. Working title is "1 Minute to Midnight". That, of course, is subject to change.

The title of the volume comes from a poem I wrote to my lady love just moments before midnight on December 31st. If you want to read it, the links is One Minute to Midnight, New Years Eve 2007.

Enjoi. She liked it. A lot.

Meanwhile, I am slaving away on my other projects. I have a big year planned. No. Not a big year. Take 1973, 1979, 1981, 1995, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2006 and 2007, put them in the blender and mix thoroughly. Pour the essence into a mold. Let dry, fill with dreams and nightmares undared, you have 2008.

At the end of the day at the end of the year, I want to hear the echoes from my sonic booms. Then, I will be almost content.

Almost.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

The Gypsy Faerie in the Meadow

The Gypsy Faerie in the Meadow
a Villanelle for Lucy on her 17th birthday

How lays beauty born of gentle presence like soft echo?
Dreams and notions unrequited yet by futures that wait.
Your subtle grace, your smiling face, dancing to music's flow.

And well you know the sweet attar of hope's most golden glow
like fruit just ripe in an orchard where blooms a prayer of fate.
How lays beauty born of gentle presence like soft echo?

Life spins like seeds falling from trees, caught in the wind's blow
that will carry them to ventures beyond the field and gate:
Your subtle grace, your smiling face, dancing to music's flow.

May stones never play as pillows in your travels - you go
softly from each verdant field and meadow, a fair estate.
How lays beauty born of gentle presence like soft echo?

Gypsy faerie, a wisp of myth and a marvel, we know
you dance on moss and stones cool to the night, an honest trait.
Your subtle grace, your smiling face, dancing to music's flow.

The sweet flowers weep for your attentions, for well they know
they are but shadow of your glamour, your grace they await.
How lays beauty born of gentle presence like soft echo?
Your subtle grace, your smiling face, dancing to music's flow.


William F. DeVault

Happy Birthday, Lucy. Your mother and I wish you the best of adventures in this life. Love, magic and joy all your days.

Poetry Out Loud

I just got off the phone with a nice lady who invited myself to be the MC for the Poetry Out Loud competition in mid-March in Charleston, WV.

I accepted.

From what I understand, the competition is the state preliminary to the national competition for poetry recitation by high school students. This should be interesting.

I'll give out more information as I get it. This will be my first "official" appearance EVER in the Mountain State. Go figure.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

fortune favours the brave

I know I have been cruel and evasive regarding the muse who has won my heart and hand (this has even resulted in some rather perverse email from individuals who are furious, curious or just plain nuts).

She and I are discussing the when and the how to announce her name (she actually thinks I could use it as a marketing gimmick for my next book, which is intriguing...).

Trust me in that you will love her, not as I love her (which would mean I have to scowl at you and warn you away) but with an acceptance and a recognition that this is a well-met match. We have known each other for years and have only recently found we have spent much of that time thinking the other unapproachable. She is charming and bright and accomplished in her own write (<----note, hint) and I love her "something awful" (I know she wanted to use that line from "Moonstruck" first, I stole it).

Fortune favours the brave. Here's to the lovers and a serenity I had not known.

Friday, January 04, 2008

a major announcement

I am sorry if I have been inattentive of you, my dear reader...a combination of the holidays, a nagging cold and a blossoming romance have all kept me off my usual hyperkinetic arc.

I do have an announcement to make...the name of my fiancee is...

(lol) you don;t think I'd be that easy, do you...duh!

Actually my announcement is that, effective immediately, the name of the band I record with is changing. We were originally going to call ourselves Kathleen Turner Overdrive (a tip of the hat to a fine movie...). No, actually, from this day forth, throughout all known land, the band formerly known as William F. DeVault and the Gods of Love will be known as

Amomancer.

Let's face it, you knew the day was coming, it was just a matter of time.

Oh, regarding the Iowa Caucuses...yes, I am a Hillary Clinton supporter, no I do not think Obama would make a bad President, he would be my second choice. But...let's recall that some other Clinton lost Iowa in 1992...and we know he was never heard from again. So, all due respect to the Hawkeye State...the rest of the country would like a say.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Moonstruck in the real world

One of my favourite films of all time has to be "Moonstruck", a great romantic film starring Cher and Nicolas Cage.

And one of the cutest scenes is where Loretta (Cher) goes in to confession to admit she has just slept with Ronnie (Nicolas Cage) the brother of her fiancee.

Loretta Castorini:
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been two months since my last confession."

Priest:
"What sins have you to confess?"

Loretta Castorini:
"Twice I took the name of the Lord in vain, once I slept with the brother of my fiancee, and once I bounced a check at the liquor store, but that was really an accident."

Priest:
"Then it's not a sin. But... what was that second thing you said, Loretta?"

Why am I bringing this up? A good friend of mine asked me yesterday what I'd been up to lately and my response was:

"I finished the final edits on a book, proposed marriage and went in to visit my family over the holidays."

His reaction was a pause followed by..."What was that second thing you said?"

Somethings are too big to hide. Now, as long as she doesn't sleep with any of my brothers, we have a good shot at a happy ending. Oh, and even my family hasn't been told, so, Hi, Mom!

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