My friend, K
My friend K is fantastic. While we may disagree politically, she is bright, vivacious and a loyal and true friend. She has kept me positive at times when it was easy to go negative, encouraged my interest in Jaz (although I think she thinks I'm nuts) and plays a blistering game of Literati on Yahoo Games.
I trust her, and that says a lot. I know she has my back when the chips are down. She's one of the key reasons why I miss California. And she's incredibly, edibly hot. If I was not completely, blindingly devoted to my Jaz, and K was available...who knows? And she's a redhead.
I owed her the kind truth comments for having made fun of her the other day. I may screw up, but I at least try to make amends.
21 comments:
Ha!
-K
Hmmm, thought the jkoffs had exited the building. It is a very bad idea to make assumptions.
I learned something about emoticons the other day.
I saw, the last time the jkoffs appeared publicaly (who knows how they appear privately) I <3 K.
I thought someone was being aggressively mooned..
I had a 1/2 order of biscuits and gravy for lunch the other day. They were delicious. It had been a VERY long time. They were very satisfying.
We never left. J and I just don't feel the need to obsessively comment to each blog post.
I'm glad you enjoyed your biscuits and gravy. I prefer the big sausage I enjoyed earlier today.
Mwah, sweetie.
-K
I'm sure you did, I heard it was priced just right for you, dear.
What was it $1.75 at Sam's Club or something?
Good for you.
Sure hope you don't end up with Heart-burn.
It happens sometimes when you gobble things up too fast.
I'd politely ask you to kiss my sweet ass, but I'm quite picky about who gets to touch it, and I already had a nice long bath today.
Kiss Kiss.
Ta, Slag.
No, I bought it at the Walmart super center. I had no idea that you were a greeter there. It was great to see you.
I am a vounteer.
I like to assist snippy girls who have trouble reading between the lines.
I usually wear blue velvet though.
Weren't you the two girls hanging out in the parking lot all day?
Not very becomming.
I don't know what becomming means.
(I'm sure the previous comment is an elaborate set up, but...)
Why does that not surprise me?
I'm getting REALLY bored with the naughty commenting girls pre-show.
What time is the podcast?
-an over ripe peach
Typographical errors are very unbecoming. Wait, maybe that should be unbecomming....
The two of you seem to be joined at the hip.
You must have a lot of fun together. I'm glad you have something to occupy all of your free time.
I am busy now, so will be signing off after explaining the two "m"s in becomming.
They were placed there, as an ode to y'all.
My code names for you are
'M'iss Chievous
and
'M'iss Givings
Two "M's for two very funny girls.
Now goodnight. I don't feel like playing anymore tonight. You'll have to entertain yourselves.
LMAO!!!
I <3 K
~J
To the "snob", ya you!!!
Get over yourself cant you see William does NOT want you!?
Geez all you can seem to do is be catty and start stupid fights with these 2 ladies. Obviously YOU have nothing better to do with your time than be childish. Jealous are we? Hahahaha. Am so sick of seeing this. Why can you just let us enjoy Williams’s beautiful poetry with out your petty jealous games? Sigh!!!
The only way to settle this is by them wrestling in a kiddy pool full of K-Y Jelly…
All in favor please say ‘I’
~j
I!
But I do have to say that I find it perversely ironic that there are now 16 comments on a post that was nothing more than my earnest praise of my dear friend K, while posts containing some of the most excruciatingly intense works of literature I have ever unleashed have no comments whatsoever. I almost feel hijacked.
K, you're my friend and I would never think to get in the way of your self expression.
J, the world knows how I feel about you. Nuff said.
This is my blog, but you two have turf rights here.
Me, I'm staying out of the way.
Other than spirited verbal banter, I have absolutely no interest in tangling limbs with other girls. I absolutely like and respect all kinds of women. No one who actually knows me would call me a snob. Enjoying poetry and having some command of the English language does not make a person a snob. Also, I have nothing to feel jealous of-I don't OWN anyone. I am not a petty person, by any means. I couldn't care less about anonymous pot shots, I lead a very real and interesting life.
I'm on a break from work right now, and have to get back to the grindstone, but wanted to leave some tips about the use of lubricants.
Take the tips or leave them, it is your choice.
Personally, I have never found much use for K-Y jelly. It occurs to me that if anyone actually needs to wrestle in a vat of it, they aren't in the right frame of mind.
If I were in the right frame of mind, it would be quite easy to slip into something more comfortable.
Barring some sort of medical necessity,
reading beautiful words, listening to music, spending time with someone you respect and to whom you are hopelessly attracted, now those things can lead to a very slippery slope, IMHO.
Enhancements have never been necessary for me.
Enoy your afternoon. I have more work to do.
-LM*S*AO
I hope you have a great afternoon too, OC. Thanks.
-K
Oh, Hi!
Love the O.C. and Orange County itself, had some really good times there, How 'bout
you(se),
Maybe I misunderstood, if by "OC" you meant to imply that I had an obsessive/compulsive disorder, I beg to differ.
Here's more info for you. OBSESSIVE COMPUSLSIVE DISORDER:
-A person who shows signs of infatuation or fixation with a subject/object, or displays traits such as perfectionism, does not necessarily have OCD, a specific and well-defined condition.-
I'm off work now, have more pressing things to do than get sucked in to another jkoff session with y'all,
but would be happy to help you find a doctor to help you cure your apparent obsession with jkoffing. The way you two are constantly together is a rather odd phenomenon in my book.
TTFN
You claim to like and respect all women but judging by your bitter sad comments thats far from the truth.Why keep these bitter comments going? Nothing better to do with your time dear? You just come off like a sad bitter person.
Normally I would have not posted here and just have read my daily poetry and moved on but your constant negative posts are enough already! Geez give it a rest please. William please keep on creating such wonderful poetry for us to enjoy and good luck ladies (J&K) Not that you need it but sometimes one gets tried of the annoying buzz of a common house fly... Take care and here's some bug spray to help you with that darn little bitter pest.
A tried fan...
P.s am sure you will respond (cant wait to see what comes out of your sad crazy mind)
since you have nothing better to do with your time. As for me am off to play a nice civil game of chess.
I see her as more of a gnat, but thanks for the bug spray. I'll be sure to put it to good use. :)
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