Ann(dy)

Andy Kaufman is back.

He calls himself Ann Coulter, now.

That's the only explanation for someone so twisted they have to be a parody, sort of like Stephen Colbert of "The Colbert Report".

You see, I've figured it out, Ann(dy). This is a put on, a media game to make you some money. Like Hugh Hefner, you don't care about the poor schmucks who believe the stereotypes you reinforce, you laugh (if perhaps cruelly) all the way to the bank, but you do have a healthy bank account.

So, let's give credit where credit is due...under the deranged glare and cheap dye job, we're looking at a master performance artist, someone trying desperately to show us just how repugnant stereotyping, self-righteous, jingoistic Neanderthals can be. Perhaps Ann(dy) even thinks no one is taking her seriously, that we are all clued into the joke.

I mean, is it possible for someone to be that hateful, disingenuous and vituperative? I mean, really. Someone that stupid would have problems being toilet trained. Just not possible.

It's a joke, guys. Andy is back. Let's all sing a rousing chorus of "Man in the Moon" and let her go mud-wrestle audience members.