World Record update

The Guinness people have said that to them "what is being read is not of consequence", and that in order to have a certfied record with them (not quite the same as a Nobel Prize, but worthy of note) I would need to read just about anything for slightly over 110 hours.

Not that I do not have enough material for that (EJ estimates my poetry could be read for approximately 235 hours, the published works accounting for just a small fraction of that, but nonetheless).

I am considering going rogue over this, setting my own record and if Guinness chooses not to certify the record, I have one thing to say to them:

"Not brilliant".