by the numbers on MySpace

By the numbers (in response to a challenge).

Of the 24 people and groups of people featured in my "Top Friends" on MySpace under the band (myspace.com/williamfdevaultandthegodsoflove) you will find:

5 whom I have written poems to or about
4 whom I have gone out on dates with
3 of whom I have kissed
2 who are blood relatives of me
1 who has known me more than 30 years
None that I have slept with

So there. Nyah!