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Top Ten Reasons Why Terry Bowden Should be the new WVU Coach

10. He played football at WVU.
9. He already knows not to park on Dorsey Avenue.
8. His reputation and name will protect recruiting.
7. Yahoo can't afford to match the offer.
6. He'll show Slaton how to hold onto the ball.
5. He hates Pitt.
4. Florisa State will need somebody to poach when Bobby retires.
3. Sets up an all-Bowden top 3 in the BCS, which is a sign of the Apocalypse.
2. He locks up recruiting at Morgantown High School for the next few years.

and the #1 reason WVU should hire Terry Bowden?

1. He's tanned, he's rested, he's ready.